livelaughlovetrinitylifedesires:

loveisimperfectlyperfect:

allundertheupperhand:

taylor-shaw:

ill settle for nothing less

if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”

“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.

I like to glance back at the poor guy getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”

Last comment has me dying laughing

(元記事： kittypurrell (josiejuiceeから))

titty-princess:

tonightwetanqueray:

oh-hey-its-nay:

xlipstick-lover:

kdotmoneytrees:

I CAN’T DEAAAAALLLL!!! 

Wrong lol

omggggg ahaha

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YA’LL AINT SHIT

iasjkfdaldimroiw

(notwithoutsynから)

glitterweave:

when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head

(notwithoutsynから)

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

(元記事： sefren (ruinedchildhoodから))

doortotomorrow:

heyitsthatsean:

blizooka:

heyitsthatsean:

bespectacledsquid:

unholyglee:

here-come-the-drums014:

lotsofeverything:

joshuascottchaney:

minorfour:

Anyone else notice Mushu the dragon is Mulan’s tattoo…?

This is the coolest shit I have ever seen.

Let’s not forget this one

…this is the first time I’ve seen disney princess stuff that I’d actually want as prints. Also, part of me is glad Tiana’s not in this bunch bc there’s only so much potential to be wrong-headed about things from my cultural background I can take in a day. But if this artist actually got it? Tiana, queen of the zombies would be amazing.

anyone else notice how mulan is the avatar

Oh god.

except that tiana is indeed in this series and she’s the best fucking one period

actually shit they left out kida, tiana, pocahontas, rapunzel and maid marian

Holy shitballs!

Disney seen through a darker lens. I love it. I can’t choose a favourite. 

(becky-boo123から)

egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

(元記事： ozzyosborntodie (c2ndy2c1dから))

(出典： fantasticji)

epic-humor:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

see more

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

(josiejuiceeから)

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(元記事： tombraiderr (notwithoutsynから))